Lindsay Lohan may be crazy, BUT she also can’t do karaoke. Fresh off her latest night in Hollywood, Lohan started off singing her best interpretation of the Fleetwood Mac karaoke favorite, Edge of Seventeen (”Just Like The White-Winged Dove”)… but couldn’t finish. This is why real karaoke lovers PRACTICE. So here it is in all it’s glory for you to warm up next time, Linds-dogg:

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singing
Whoo… whoo… whoo…
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singing
Ooo baby… ooo… said ooo

And the days go by
Like a strand in the wind
In the web that is my own.
I begin again
Said to my friend, baby
Nothin’ else mattered

He was no more… than a baby then
Well he… seemed broken hearted
Something within him
But the moment… that I first laid
Eyes… on… him… all alone
On the edge of… seventeen

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singing
ooo baby… ooo… said ooo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singing
Ooo baby… ooo… said ooo

I went today… maybe I will go again
Tomorrow
And the music there it was hauntingly
Familiar
And I see you doing
What I try to do for me
With the words from a poet
And the voice from a choir
And a melody… nothing else mattered

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singing
ooo baby… ooo… said ooo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singing
Ooo baby… ooo… said ooo

The clouds… never expect it
When it rains
But the sea changes colours
But the sea
Does not change
And so… with the slow… graceful flow
Of age
I went forth… with an age old
Desire… to please
On the edge of… seventeen

Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song.
Sounds like she’s singing…
Ooo baby… ooo… said ooo
Just like the white winged dove…
Sings a song…
Sounds like she’s singing…
Ooo baby… ooo… said ooo

Well then suddenly…
There was no one… left standing
In the hall… yeah yeah…
In a flood of tears
That no one really ever heard fall at all
Oh I went searchin’ for an answer…
Up the stairs… and down the hall
Not to find an answer…
Just to hear the call
Of a nightbird… singing…
Come away… come away…

Just like the white winged dove…
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singing…
Ooo… baby ooo… said ooo
Just like the white winged dove…
Sings a song…
Sounds like she’s singing…
Ooo… baby ooo… said ooo

Well I hear you in the morning…
And I hear you…
At nightfall…
Sometime to be near you…
Is to be unable… to hear you…
My love…
I’m a few years older than you…

Just like the white winged dove…
Sings a song…
Sounds like she’s singing…
Ooo baby… ooo… said ooo

Tell Stevie Nicks that Bobby Karaoke says hi.