Read a press release on thekaraokebeat.com (TKB) today and decided to check out what all the hot fuss was about. Turns out, nothing much. I visited the community section of the site only to be underwhelmed by the sound of crickets in my backyard and a guy named Clayton pretending to “sing” by typing lyrics on the page. Folks, that is not karaoke, that is typing… of the Mavis Beacon variety.

Anyway, at this time I wouldn’t recommend the karaoke beat to my 11 year old kid brother, let alone to any serious karaoke amateurs or professionals.

TKB, if you’re reading this, take my advice: Since you’ll never win in the content game… at least dazzle us with some animated gifs.

Your friend,
Bobby Karaoke